Need a Lot? Get Rid of A Key Thing You Have!

There has been some talk about trading Mets' closer Bobby "the beard" Parnell, but not really sold. The Mets need many things. They have struggled with closers for years. But, one thing they seem to have is a young cheap one under their control. Let's trade him! For you know, a maybe. And, then we will have to find a closer again. Eh. Better wow us.