Friends XXX Parody

I like the show Friends and have seen episodes over and over again. I generally skip the first and tenth seasons, though there are a few episodes from those seasons that are fine. It is comfortable food television, even with all its issues. 

For instance, Rachel gets pregnant and suddenly becomes conservative. Well, romantically and sexually. This is someone who has sex on first dates. Now, when she gets horny mid-way (before she is showing), she can't REALLY have sex with anyone? She is appalled at the idea when Phoebe brings a virgin guy to have sex with her. 

Rachel goes on a date early in the pregnancy and feels compelled to tell the guy. This, obviously, ruins the whole thing. Why is she obliged to do this on a first date? I can go on, but this sort of thing bothers me.  

I saw two shortened porn clips involving a Friends parody on Pornhub. One involves the women, the other Monica/Rachel, and Joey. The characters don't really look the part, but they do a decent job of it. Chandler/Joey gave the big apartment back for just a minute of Monica/Rachel kissing. Imagine if they could see all three having sex?

(There was that episode when they had free porn. Note the film discussed below also has a scene with the three women, though that one has a guy too.)

There are many full-length parodies of many different films and television shows. There obviously would be one of Friends. The video provides basically the film without the porn. So, it is under twenty minutes long. 

You can read a Vulture review, get a summary of the sex scenes, and a Wikipedia summary (you can translate it). There is also a way to get a free preview (about a minute) of the film. Also, yes, I can see the porn actor (in a bunch of things) who they picked to play Ugly Naked Guy. He works.

The summary makes a comment that the film does a decent job, but does not provide much of a fantasy experience keyed to the show itself. The characters (with their clothes on) are reasonably comparable to the original, but the sex scenes often are just that. They are not that character-specific. 

For instance, the Chandler and Monica characters ("Monica" dressed looks decently like the original) have sex. Basically, like any two people would have sex. The Monica character has a lot of tattoo art, apparently, which is a thing these days. Not a fan. Anyway, that sort of ruins the fantasy. 

The film was made long after "doing a Monica" would be a topical reference. Monica here does do that, though her porn name is more about her moaning. She did some moaning on the show when Phoebe gave her a massage. On the show, there is a Mona, who is pretty cute. 

The show was not political, though it made a few references to Bill Clinton. They couldn't make one reference to her being named Monica? In the 1990s? 

The film clip (again, it's PG) shows the two apartments and the coffeehouse (given a stupid LA name here). They do a pretty good job with the apartments. For some reason, however, they put a big window in the main area of the guy's apartment. No idea why from watching the film clip.

Okay, just to toss it in, Ross gets to have a threesome with Carol/Susan (or whatever they call her), and this time [unlike on the series] he has fun. Joey has sex with Ross/Monica's mom (more of a MILF here). And, the foursome with the women and Ugly Naked Guy (not too ugly here) goes a long time.

Those are decent choices, though I think many fans have different possibilities in mind. For instance, when they all find out Monica/Chandler was dating, there was an amusing bit where Chandler and Phoebe played a game of chicken regarding faking liking each other.  What if they actually had sex?  

IRL, Matthew Perry said in his autobiography that he had a crush (not returned) on Jennifer Aniston. Those two characters having sex would be ... strange. But, they did kiss (college flashback), and Rachel (before she got married) thought about having sex with him!

One thing I didn't like about the series was that after Chandler/Janice broke up (after a charming subplot where Chandler truly fell for her), they just kept on having the same plot of Chandler being disgusted by her. There are two serious exceptions, but that is generally the nature of her once-a-season experiences from then on. Why can't he move on and remember the good times? Maybe in the final appearance?  

Is there a fan fiction where Chandler and Janice hook up again, perhaps when Chandler and Monica have some marriage problems? After all, Janice even tells him to call her in that episode after he's engaged and all three have dinner with each other.  

Janice would be a good character in a porn -- her "OMG" would fit well in the bedroom. After all, Joey in one episode says she is loud. Oh. On the show, she hooks up with Ross. A Joey/Chandler/Janice threesome (to show Joey is okay with her!) would be a possible scene. More can be imagined. 

Ross got in trouble saying Rachel's name at his second wedding. Maybe he can turn things around and say Emily's name in the bedroom with Rachel? On the show, there actually is a video of Ross/Rachel having sex, which they watch. Maybe we can see that?

The show has various other risque opportunities for sex scenes. Monica, in an early episode, has sex with a teenager (IRL, he was in his 20s). Phoebe's half-brother marries his much older teacher (on the show, they keep on making out). Phoebe's twin sister in one episode even starts making amateur porn using her name! Why not have Phoebe fill in one time?!

Oh well, if we are talking about fantasy, I would change various things, including ending the series about a season earlier. But this has gone on long enough. The one where Joey tells Rachel he fell in love with her is airing now. If only they didn't go ahead and have Rachel fall for him later. Blah. 

Heavily pregnant Rachel having sex ... some people like pregnancy porn. And, come on, Rachel not having sex her full pregnancy is just silly.