Manual Enterprises, Inc. v. Day

MR. JUSTICE CLARK, dissenting:

While those in the majority like ancient Gaul are split into three parts, the ultimate holding of the Court today, despite the clear congressional mandate found in § 1461, requires the United States Post Office to be the world's largest disseminator of smut and Grand Informer of the names and places where obscene material may be obtained.

Definitely up there in great openings. One opinion notes "the most that can be said of them is that they are dismally unpleasant, uncouth, and tawdry." This is somewhat unsurprising given the nature of the photographs in them, if not too bad given the time period.