Erotic Eats

Some of the few hits I received here regard my comments about "erotic" films. There used to be more choices, including series like Life on Top, but Showtime and TMC do have a few options. Checking the films on demand, I found a new one. And, it's an Adam & Eve production, which means it is of some quality.

Nothing grand, or anything, but more watchable. The website summarizes: 

"A newly divorced woman moves to a new town to start her own gourmet meal delivery service and inadvertently gets involved with the singles and couples she interacts/mingles with while cooking for them." 

The pic is from late in the film.  The film starts with the caterer dreaming about her ex. We also get a bit of her later (basically breasts) later in the tub. We get a few (including one same-sex lesbian couple, after a marriage proposal) sex scenes.  At the end of the film, a big-boobed woman is scared about meeting a hook-up and the caterer is left waiting with her date. You sorta expect they would have sex, but (1) she hasn't mixed business with pleasure [though one customer fantazies] (2) it doesn't happen. 

We get the usual glossy-looking soft porn (basically no penises; there might be a more graphic uncut version) video, no shots of crotches or butts really (some of these videos do have that), and a lot of moaning about off-screen activity.  There is not really much plot in the film though there is a bit of connective tissue, including a bit of her preparing the food.  The acting isn't great, but overall not so bad or anything to be that notable. 

I personally find the look here not too attractive (one comment: the sequences are filmed such that if a woman has small breasts, you barely see them much of the time during sex) though the actresses here are in general nice looking.  And, I don't know why they show so little during the sex scenes.  Again, you are allowed in these sorts of films to show some flashes of ass and crotch.  I don't know if the actresses are totally shaved (a few of the films have them closely shaved but a bit of pubic hair is apparent).  

[The women are nice enough looking and -- unlike some films -- the men are not creepy, but they generally look like porn stars. One with her hair in a bun is somewhat more interesting looking.  Still, as a personal matter, these aren't really the types that I find too sexy.  Not OD on tattoos though.]

Some of these movies have quite extended sex scenes (even cut for the soft porn audience), so much so that it gets rather boring. The scenes here do not seem that extended though, after a while, you might want to get a snack or fast forward.  Other films, I think show a bit more creativity.  OTOH, some also look cheaper.  Some like that sort of thing; I don't like the real cheap-looking films. (Erotic Emergency is one).  So, this was a wash. 

I heard that the movie The Devil Wears Prada is having an anniversary. There was an amusing parody, The Devil Wears Nada, which has various familiar earlier 21st Century porn actresses in the key roles.  There is a film available now about hook-ups that is decent (does have some creepy-looking guy and the current overdoing it regarding tattoos) and shows more during the sex scenes (don't worry! no cock!).  

Erotic Eats (I'm not familiar with the actors) is okay enough.  I still wonder if there is a good (there is a pretty bad film based on it) truly explicit "naked and afraid" type reality program.  The one on now is censored.

Update: Looking at this film again recently, to correct a bit above, we do see a shot of butt in at least once in the last sex scene.  The scene is pretty well done (I think the hair in a knot is an interesting look) and might be the best in the film.  This is not high praise, but I thought it was kinda sexy.  

And, the ending remains a bit strange.  I think it basically works okay though who knows if it was the original ending. These films are cut for t.v. and not just to downgrade to soft porn.  Still, you sort of expect something else.  The last five minutes are basically somewhat tacked on.