Since the Mets don't offer much reason to watch or listen, there is always fiction ...
Let's see ... right ... here's the game ...
... was struggling of late ... walked him ... tough play/still ... will clear ... 5-0 ....
it's out of here!!!!!! 5-2 ... out at the plate!!!! 5-2
... dropped the ball!!!! .... run ... to second ... first ... out!!! safe on third .... suicide? popped it up!!!! wild pitch! 5-3
... easy dp ... no! ... safe! ... it's out of here! 7-2 ...
didn't have it ... good two ... pitch hit ... clean single ... steals second down five ... to third ... sacrifice ... getting late ... 7-3
... bases loaded ... pop out ... one out ... 3-2 ... struck him out! ... to the wall .. caught!!!! ... pitch hit ... good relief ... single ... double ... itssss caught!
... double to the wall!!!! 7-5! ... dropped the ball!!!! 7-6 ...
... can't ... 8-6 ... takes the ball ... 9-6 ... welll .... one last shot ... great closer ... one blown ....
... one out ... infield ... close play ... safe! .... running on the pitch ... out at first ... one more pitch ... 3-2 ... walk! tying run? ... not a HR hitter ... going for it now ... double to the wall!!!! ... waving him in! ... safe!!!!! 9-8! to second on the throw! good at bat ... not easy ... 3-2 ... eighth pitch ... drew a walk! great eye! third game ... two innings in first? right ... singles hitter ... 0-7 ... it's ... past him!!!!! ... 9-9!!!! out trying to advance ... we're going to extras!
... top of the thirteenth ... since the fifth ... thin ... hit him! ... 3-2 ... first and third ... bunt? ... second and third, no outs ... iw ... 3-1 ... one more will end ... swung ... that was b4 ... infield in ... OF in ... hit him .. wait! ... said he didn't ... imagine that ... thrown out! ... double play depth ... fly ball ... he's ... out at the plate!!!!
bases loaded ... out at home ... toss to first ... out at first ... wasted a great opportunity there
... WP! ... 10-9 ... one more out ... fly ball to left and ... no! ... to the wall ... rounding third ... safe! 10-10! better call to postpone again ...
... batting for himself ... only two left on bench ... they have a starter ... we used for two ... out on three pitches ... looked ugly there ... K ... to the ... wild throw! ... safe at first! timing ... SB ... two outs ... out at the plate!
top of the seventeenth ... looks gassed ... usually a couple batters ... not innings ... did him a favor there ... hit him! hit the pitcher ... to second ... look who's tossing ... did pitch a little in AAA ... well very little ... meeting ... welllll ... can't risk it ... look at this ... to the wall .. caught over the wall!!! ... he was rounding third ... out!!!!!
so he would play? ... guess third? weird looking ... pitch running ... used 23 players ... yesterday and tomorrow's starters ... not going pr him ... never know ... tomorrow is today ... yesterday the day before last ... okay getting loopy ... yeah, thought a shortstop was pitching there ... out! ran into one there ... safe ... through his legs ... HR! ... 13-10!!!!!
bottom of the 18th ... this will be interesting ... would you risk it? ... coming off injury ... up by three ... still ... BP fastball ... 13-11 ... out ... barely got pitcher ... first and second ... picked off! ... how could you??!!! well it is after 1AM ... bases loaded ... hit him! ... 13-12 ... 3-2 ... walked him ... 13-13 ... oh well ...
14-13 ... that run showed fatigue ... but both sides must be ... guess they will risk it ... second and third ... out at the plate! ... K .. 1-2 ... anddddd ... in the hole ... to first ... out!!!!!! final in 19th
[or ..... 13-10 ... one last shot ... K ... caught ... no one left ... .000/.115/.141 ... ph ...well .26 better ... throwing gas ... looked bad there ... is a pitcher ... 0-2 ... got a piece ... oooh ... that's was his pitch ... so to speak ... WP ... to second ... 2-2 ... working it ... yeah he's 1-7 today ... he's the one ... wait ... could it? ... over his head!!!! ... 13-11! ... looking gassed ... third time ... clean single ... chugging around ... is he? ... safe!!!!! .... risky move ... needed to sit down anyway .... 13-12 ... 1-2 ... sinking liner ... dropped in!!!! 1/3rd ... he's hurt ... wincing in pain ... taking him out ... last player ... tomorrow's/today's ... two hits ... good for a game/not a season ... 0-2 ... would he bunt again? ... ugly ... butcher boy! ... had lead ... safeeee!!!!! 13 all!!!!! will look like a long single in box score ... no / fielder's choice ... will take it ... still ...
... guess they will risk it ... second and third ... out at the plate! ... K .. 1-2 ... anddddd ... in the hole ... to first ... out!!!!!! ... bottom of ... better score ... second and third ... out! popped out!!! just a sacrifice ... want to go to bed ... 1-2 ... eighth pitch ... throw to first ... wild!!!! ... throw home ... run down? ... can't believe this ... to third to catcher ... to pitcher ... to ... bit off ... head first ... is he? safe!!!!!!! 14-13!]
AND ... what a ball game ... I'm going to bed ... after all ... 12:30 start today